Safety engineering? No, I have not heard: a selection of funny photos

There are builders, and there are fantastic builders, acrobats and magicians. You will not believe what feats they are ready for, if there is a need to solve a non-standard problem. Sometimes you want to repeat the famous phrase of a sergeant from one science fiction film: "What were you thinking?" and add exactly the word he used to describe the protagonist. Because such miraculous masters either did not hear about safety precautions, or they heard, but did not take it seriously. Not for fun, but in order for you to draw conclusions, we have selected several noteworthy photos from real situations. Together with us, you can easily imagine the further fate of the main characters of these events.

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1 Knights of the Non-Round Table: Bucket Chronicles
2 Electrician from God: who is in phase here?
3 I'm holding you! Oops...
4 Who said don't stand under the arrow?
5 To the madness of the brave we sing a song

Knights of the Non-Round Table: Bucket Chronicles

Medieval knights seem to know more about safety than these masters from our photo selection.

Safety engineering? No, I have not heard: a selection of funny photos — The number of portraits with buckets on their heads or such scraps of plastic bottles is simply amazing. Does anyone know how long it takes for thin food grade plastic to melt? And besides, this material has a wonderful property of heat shrinkage, which in this situation gives a completely predictable result.

And this worker thought everything over: a thick piece of mineral wool will surely soften the blow, why not know-how? It's time to get a patent

If you think this photo is a staged joke, then just for the sake of interest, take a look at Yandex. It feels like everyone in China works this way with welding, an interesting idea, isn't it?

Electrician from God: who is in phase here?

Electric stories are always invigorating. Few people manage to remain the same after the frivolous treatment of the current, but this experience does not stop anyone, at least it did not make the heroes of the following photos come to their senses.

What superpowers do you think a lightning strike will endow these antenna installers with?

This guy was definitely missing physics lessons. There is one moment left before the fireworks and free flight

They came up with a great idea: put the extension cord socket on the slippers. And really, what is there to be afraid of? Dive in with your bomb!

I'm holding you! Oops...

Indeed, why do you need insurance when you have a faithful friend? The main thing is that his nose does not itch.

Brilliant support, most importantly - at the right time and in the right place

Masters of electrical networks can enter the circus school without competition

However, this quartet of shipbuilders can give odds to electricians, and now - lambada!

The insurer is clearly bored, it's time to call grandma, ask how she is doing

Advertising masters are ready to fulfill your every whim, the main thing is not to mix up the letters

It is very exciting to watch the installers of split systems, and this is just a private house, you have no idea what they are doing on high-rise buildings!

Just think, the stairs were a bit short, but what about a colleague?

And yet the first place is rightfully taken by roofers. Their miracles of balancing act are almost impossible to repeat

Who said don't stand under the arrow?

Moving loads is the art of balance. It's good when you have experience in this.

Warehouse masters have clearly become adept at this art. The main thing is that Natasha's cats do not leak into the warehouse (we dropped everything, really, Natasha!)

An analogue of a mousetrap, I would like to believe that he climbed for cheese

And this is a great shot for some horror movie or, perhaps, another Tarantino masterpiece.

I wonder what will happen first: the steps will not support the weight, or the person on top will not support this refrigerator?

To the madness of the brave we sing a song

Courage, courage, and complete disregard for one's own safety are what makes the average builder the victim of a job.

The moment when it's time to think about a healthy lifestyle

This guy needs to team up with the dashboard, they have a common talent

Has anyone seen this gardener later? No? Look in the sawdust

And the cherry on top: it's just a level eightieth master

Safety technology was invented by people who want to finish the construction, and not give it a name in memory of themselves.

So do not neglect the elementary rules - and you will have every chance to admire the results of your work.

And in conclusion - a small video selection of how not to do it, take a note:

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